let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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