People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
people are starting to question the shark bite story
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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