Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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