Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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