It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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