I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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