you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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