Its about making memories worth repressing
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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