Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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