Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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