i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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