Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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