You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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