I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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