I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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