It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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