Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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