How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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