i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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