do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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