i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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