I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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