she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
we should paint friendship bongs
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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