It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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