the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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