is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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