I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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