Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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