so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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