hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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