I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
it's like iHOP with fire
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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