did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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