So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
