So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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