Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
