So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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