You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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