Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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