I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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