Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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