Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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