I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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