No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm too high and old for this...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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