OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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