nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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