its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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