4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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