at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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