I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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