She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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