If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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