My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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