Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Your cock deserves a montage
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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