I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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