I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I want a musical about memes.
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