Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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