too bad you live with your parents still
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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