Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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