I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
we made out on top of his cat.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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